Oh my lordy, Portal fandom, you have corrupted me.
So I work at a library, in the children’s area as a page. I was walking around, putting away books when suddenly I see this…
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At first I’m like, “Teehee, human!Wheatley” then I’m like, wait a sec. That child…and his name is MitCHELL. FFFF. So now I’m interested.
Especially when I see “Remote - Control Dad”…
The book is just a short little story about Mitchell pretending his dad is a car, and rides on his shoulders as he “drives” around. Very cute, but it’s the damn illustrations that made me go “OMG WAT”
Pouring milk-oil into the dad…
The fucking mom….:O
THE FUCKING FLASHLIGHT WHATTTTTTT
The last adorable page of the book.
Portal peoples…Is this fucking canon or what? (It was published in 2011..) P:
Hope you nerds geeked out too!
I got your submission and afsdgf
Omg you have the book
omgfsdfg aaaaaa ;///;
omg that kid looks like a babby!Ciel okay
I—
I can’t deal.
I need this book in my life.
Also his dad
IS FUCKING TALL and looks like a human!Wheatley idgaf.afdsdgfhg
Canon?
…Canon.
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