What is this I don't even.

Partly a personal blog but mostly a collection of amazing Portal fanart and fanfic. Large queues of art will be tagged "portal queue" and "nsfw queue" for your Tumblr Savior convenience! Blog interests include mainly Portal, but also Half-Life, MST3k/Rifftrax, BPRD/Hellboy, Silent Hill, robots, zombies, and SCIENCE! And if you're into this sort of thing, feel free to check out my fic The Punishment and also The Portal Kinkmeme.

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Chelley || Core Chelley || ChellDOS || Chellmann || WheatDOS

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Wheatley || Chell || GLaDOS || Wheatleycest || Man alive! || OTP

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Portal 2 || Eye Porn || Animation || Headcanon
The Punishment || Punishment Art || Reblogged fics || Writing
~ Thursday, January 26 ~
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Oh my lordy, Portal fandom, you have corrupted me.

spocostopmom:

phantomlayla:

So I work at a library, in the children’s area as a page. I was walking around, putting away books when suddenly I see this…
 

At first I’m like, “Teehee, human!Wheatley” then I’m like, wait a sec. That child…and his name is MitCHELL. FFFF. So now I’m interested.

Especially when I see “Remote - Control Dad”…

The book is just a short little story about Mitchell pretending his dad is a car, and rides on his shoulders as he “drives” around. Very cute, but it’s the damn illustrations that made me go “OMG WAT”

Pouring milk-oil into the dad…

The fucking mom….:O

THE FUCKING FLASHLIGHT WHATTTTTTT

The last adorable page of the book.

Portal peoples…Is this fucking canon or what? (It was published in 2011..) P: 

Hope you nerds geeked out too! 

I got your submission and afsdgf

Omg you have the book

omgfsdfg aaaaaa ;///;

omg that kid looks like a babby!Ciel okay

I—

I can’t deal.

I need this book in my life.

Also his dad

IS FUCKING TALL and looks like a human!Wheatley idgaf.afdsdgfhg

Canon?

…Canon.

Tags: wheatley and babby yep headcanon what are my emotions doing silly
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pr0fessah:

don’t worry your project will crush the others they suck i mean look at those potatoes LAME
idk

Well I don’t think I saw this four months ago but it is adorable.

pr0fessah:

don’t worry your project will crush the others they suck i mean look at those potatoes LAME

idk

Well I don’t think I saw this four months ago but it is adorable.

Tags: core pr0fessah wheatley and babby core wheatley portal babies
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~ Wednesday, January 25 ~
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stellar-friday:

BECAUSE IF NO ONE IS GOING TO DRAW DOMESTIC!CHELLY, I SURE AS HELL WILL.
Just a doodle of my Wheatley and Chell sims and their daughters, Caroline and Whitney. Chell and Wheatley died quite awhile ago in my game and now I’m playing as Caroline and her own family. But I miss them terribly.
Wanted to thank everyone for following me and HELLO! to all the new followers I got recently, WOW!! Thanks for sticking in with me and my random BS and million fandoms, urgh.

So damn cute and fuzzy.

stellar-friday:

BECAUSE IF NO ONE IS GOING TO DRAW DOMESTIC!CHELLY, I SURE AS HELL WILL.

Just a doodle of my Wheatley and Chell sims and their daughters, Caroline and Whitney. Chell and Wheatley died quite awhile ago in my game and now I’m playing as Caroline and her own family. But I miss them terribly.

Wanted to thank everyone for following me and HELLO! to all the new followers I got recently, WOW!! Thanks for sticking in with me and my random BS and million fandoms, urgh.

So damn cute and fuzzy.

(Source: killer-stella)

Tags: stellarfriday chelley wheatley and babby
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inverted-mind-inc:

Why can’t I stop drawing Uncle Wheatley stuff?!
Anyways, Uncle Wheatley and little Chell with apples…Man I could go for an apple myself right now, but all we have are chips.

Baby Chell is precious.

inverted-mind-inc:

Why can’t I stop drawing Uncle Wheatley stuff?!

Anyways, Uncle Wheatley and little Chell with apples…Man I could go for an apple myself right now, but all we have are chips.

Baby Chell is precious.

Tags: invertedmindinc wheatley and babby wheatley portal babies
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inverted-mind-inc:

More Uncle Wheatley stuff before he became a metal ball.
Poor Chell, can’t get a regular story read to her. XD

He’s just so enthusiastic about Machiavelli…

inverted-mind-inc:

More Uncle Wheatley stuff before he became a metal ball.

Poor Chell, can’t get a regular story read to her. XD

He’s just so enthusiastic about Machiavelli…

Tags: invertedmindinc wheatley and babby portal babies wheatley
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~ Wednesday, January 18 ~
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69ingchipmunks:

there was this really adorable guy on my plane who reminded me of wheatley!! he had the glasses and everything. his daughter was crying so he was pacing back and forth trying to calm her down. he looked so worried.

Ssso unbearably adorable I think I might have just strained something in my body maybe

69ingchipmunks:

there was this really adorable guy on my plane who reminded me of wheatley!! he had the glasses and everything. his daughter was crying so he was pacing back and forth trying to calm her down. he looked so worried.

Ssso unbearably adorable I think I might have just strained something in my body maybe

(Source: prospitheir)

Tags: wheatley and babby wheatley 69ingchipmunks
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~ Tuesday, January 10 ~
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rubitinmyeyes:

chantilly-lacey:

persephonegoestohell:


Oops, my hand slipped
…and so did my mouse.
I love you, waifu U v U <33333
here, have some Wheatley and his baby or something.
afdgffgdfg
♥.

Spacey I-



H’aawwww cuuute!

EEEEEEEEE.  Oh my gosh her little shoes.

Baby-related feelings… resurfacing…

rubitinmyeyes:

chantilly-lacey:

persephonegoestohell:

Oops, my hand slipped

…and so did my mouse.

I love you, waifu U v U <33333

here, have some Wheatley and his baby or something.

afdgffgdfg

♥.

Spacey I-

H’aawwww cuuute!

EEEEEEEEE.  Oh my gosh her little shoes.

Baby-related feelings… resurfacing…

Tags: wheatley and babby wheatley spacey submission
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persephonegoestohell:

Why am I still up
So yes Spacey I guess our new headcanon is that their baby likes touching faces a lot

Best headcanon
Best dad
Best baby
Best

persephonegoestohell:

Why am I still up

So yes Spacey I guess our new headcanon is that their baby likes touching faces a lot

Best headcanon

Best dad

Best baby

Best

Tags: wheatley and babby wheatley persephonegoestohell
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~ Sunday, January 8 ~
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persephonegoestohell:

BABIES, BABIES EVERYWHER

dsfjsadf
He would be such an uncomfortable pillow
I can&#8217;t make words happen because this cute has destroyed my brain

persephonegoestohell:

BABIES, BABIES EVERYWHER

dsfjsadf

He would be such an uncomfortable pillow

I can’t make words happen because this cute has destroyed my brain

Tags: high-pitched shreaking or maybe sobbing wheatley and babby wheatley persephonegoestohell
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