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Partly a personal blog but mostly a collection of amazing Portal fanart and fanfic. Large queues of art will be tagged "portal queue" and "nsfw queue" for your Tumblr Savior convenience! Blog interests include mainly Portal, but also Half-Life, MST3k/Rifftrax, BPRD/Hellboy, Silent Hill, robots, zombies, and SCIENCE! And if you're into this sort of thing, feel free to check out my fic The Punishment and also The Portal Kinkmeme.

(Tags are still under construction and shifting around a bit.)

Character tags:
Chell || Wheatley || Core Wheatley || Evil Wheatley || GLaDOS
Rattmann || Caroline || Cave || Atlas || P-Body || Bird
Space || Adventure || Fact || Turret || Genderbends

Weirdly specific tags:
Baffles || Wheatley and kids || Beat up Wheatlies || Huggable Wheatlies
Corgley || Portal Babies || Portal Teens || That one time when stickers
Shit Wheatley get it together || Chell carrying Wheatley || Kawaii
Christmas || Secret Santa || Valentines || Silly || Minis

Pairing tags:
Chelley || Core Chelley || ChellDOS || Chellmann || WheatDOS

NSFW tags (working on populating these sometime soon):
Chelley || Core Chelley || ChellDOS || Chellmann || WheatDOS
Wheatley || Chell || GLaDOS || Wheatleycest || Man alive! || OTP

Other tags:
Portal 2 || Eye Porn || Animation || Headcanon
The Punishment || Punishment Art || Reblogged fics || Writing
~ Thursday, May 24 ~
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abundanceofvowels:

I hope flarineify won’t mind if I post this, but I wanted to make sure it was seen if for some reason the email was lost…
This was what I drew for the Portal Secret Santa Exchange!
It was lots of fun to do and I’m loving looking at everyone’s gifts/reactions c:

Heehee, kick her in the head! (Or nudge her with your foot. Either would piss her off the same.)

abundanceofvowels:

I hope flarineify won’t mind if I post this, but I wanted to make sure it was seen if for some reason the email was lost…

This was what I drew for the Portal Secret Santa Exchange!

It was lots of fun to do and I’m loving looking at everyone’s gifts/reactions c:

Heehee, kick her in the head! (Or nudge her with your foot. Either would piss her off the same.)

Tags: wheatdos again I'm counting Wheatley annoying GLaDOS as WheatDOS abundanceofvowels secret santa
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abundanceofvowels:

My unbelievably stunning gift from baysalt for the Portal Secret Santa exchange!!
The noises I made when I opened it were not human, I’m pretty sure. I’ve admired your art for so long and this was such a wonderful surprise and more than worth the wait. I should stop now before I jump into writing an essay. Just. YES. THANK YOU I LOVE IT.

Love it, love it. Wonderful expressions!

abundanceofvowels:

My unbelievably stunning gift from baysalt for the Portal Secret Santa exchange!!

The noises I made when I opened it were not human, I’m pretty sure. I’ve admired your art for so long and this was such a wonderful surprise and more than worth the wait. I should stop now before I jump into writing an essay. Just. YES. THANK YOU I LOVE IT.

Love it, love it. Wonderful expressions!

Tags: wheatdos glados wheatley in the wheatdos tag because to me her being angry at him is the same thing as a shipping pic secret santa baysalt
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~ Tuesday, March 13 ~
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wheelu:

i forget how to color
i’m not very happy with the coloring but yeah this was kind of cel-shading??
i’m going to digitally paint this again maybe
who even does backgrounds

Shhh, this is great! Look at the cords and scary lady and everything!

wheelu:

i forget how to color

i’m not very happy with the coloring but yeah this was kind of cel-shading??

i’m going to digitally paint this again maybe

who even does backgrounds

Shhh, this is great! Look at the cords and scary lady and everything!

(Source: eluvi)

Tags: wheatdos wheatley glados wheeluart dat glados
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~ Sunday, March 11 ~
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werebereus:

wheatDOS. Come on guys! Help me out here! We need moar of this pairing! :D

By Lollipoptiger and Raintalker, from dA.

OTP OTP OTP

OT-fucking-P

(Source: almighty-werebereus)

Tags: wheatdos core wheatley glados
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~ Monday, February 13 ~
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did-you-reboot:

“Didn’t I tell you that if you screwed up again, the Reassembly Machine would refuse to reassemble you? Moron.”
“Notamoron.”
———
WHEATLEY WHY YOU TRYING TO TOUCH SPINNY BLADE WALLS. YOU’RE PISSING OFF RM.

Aww. She’s actually fixing him and not laughing at his damage.

did-you-reboot:

“Didn’t I tell you that if you screwed up again, the Reassembly Machine would refuse to reassemble you? Moron.”

“Notamoron.”

———

WHEATLEY WHY YOU TRYING TO TOUCH SPINNY BLADE WALLS. YOU’RE PISSING OFF RM.

Aww. She’s actually fixing him and not laughing at his damage.

Tags: didyoureboot wheatdos yeah I'm counting it what
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~ Wednesday, February 8 ~
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I drew you wheatdos. 

—submitted by the-candy-van
IT’S… IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL.
Thank you for your worthy contribution to science my WheatDOS tag.

I drew you wheatdos. 

—submitted by the-candy-van

IT’S… IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL.

Thank you for your worthy contribution to science my WheatDOS tag.

Tags: this took me way longer than it should have wheatdos I think the correct term for what I just did is guffaw submission
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~ Tuesday, February 7 ~
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chantillyxlacey asked: It probably won't be too terribly quality, but someday I will draw you some WheatDOS Wurm.

Hee, I would very much like more WheatDOS art. It’s an injustice that there is so little of it! I mean, I know the pairing doesn’t make any sense. She has no respect for him, he is terrified of her, they hate each other so very, very much. But I think the all-consuming hatred adds a bit of spice to the pairing.

To get mildly creepy about it, there are really so many angles to go for there—her in a dominant role, or him when he briefly got power, or a battle for dominance between the two. Or good, old-fashioned interfacing robosex. Of course this would all lead to a sexy funtime end for both, just probably not one that either would ever admit enjoying. (“I-it’s not like I LIKE you or anything! Baka!”)

It’s probably the least likely pairing out of all of the incredibly unlikely pairings in the Portal universe, but it has a special place in my heart.

Tags: chantilly-lacey my MANIFESTO wheatdos it goes in the tag so people can understand it I can't believe I just typed the word baka I have a feeling that you still don't understand that this is my favorite pairing FAVORITE
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uberchargethatshit:

Source 

Oh look, it’s that thing there should be 1000x more of

uberchargethatshit:

Source 

Oh look, it’s that thing there should be 1000x more of

(Source: ponweiwest)

Tags: I bet you didn't know that about me I wouldn't say OTP but definitely favorite twinklepowderysnow wheatdos
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~ Wednesday, February 1 ~
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cornerof5thandvermouth:

conquerorwurm:

werebereus:

I love the is couple.

OTP OTP OTP



I think I will reblog this a second time for Vermouth’s stunningly accurate assessment of the situation

cornerof5thandvermouth:

conquerorwurm:

werebereus:

I love the is couple.

OTP OTP OTP

I think I will reblog this a second time for Vermouth’s stunningly accurate assessment of the situation

Tags: wheatdos yes
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~ Thursday, January 26 ~
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guavi:

GRAWR

Cool speedpaint, love the sense of movement here.

guavi:

GRAWR

Cool speedpaint, love the sense of movement here.

Tags: guavi is there something wrong with me that I consider them fighting to be worthy of the pairing tag wheatdos
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