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Partly a personal blog but mostly a collection of amazing Portal fanart and fanfic. Large queues of art will be tagged "portal queue" and "nsfw queue" for your Tumblr Savior convenience! Blog interests include mainly Portal, but also Half-Life, MST3k/Rifftrax, BPRD/Hellboy, Silent Hill, robots, zombies, and SCIENCE! And if you're into this sort of thing, feel free to check out my fic The Punishment and also The Portal Kinkmeme.

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Pairing tags:
Chelley || Core Chelley || ChellDOS || Chellmann || WheatDOS

NSFW tags (working on populating these sometime soon):
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Wheatley || Chell || GLaDOS || Wheatleycest || Man alive! || OTP

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The Punishment || Punishment Art || Reblogged fics || Writing
~ Friday, May 25 ~
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The Punishment fanmix extravaganza

trelela submitted:

So instead of studying for this nasty exam my brain has decided that it is time to share with you some music which reminds me very much of The Punishment.

Probably some of it doesn’t fit, but everytime I listen to it I imagine scenes, moments and the atmosphere of this awesome story.

Awolnation - Jump on my shoulders - I don’t know why. I guess if you replace the word “mad man” with “mad omnipotent AI” it’s all about running away from GLaDOS who’s lurking behind the corner (or at least this works for me). I imagine Chell and Wheatley walking and running through Aperture.

Zeromancer - Lamp Halo - This one is my favourite and it fits the story perfectly - chapter 11 and 12 and 16 especially.

Switchfoot - Learning to breathe - For me it’s about Wheatley learning how to be a human and asking for forgiveness and also hoping to redeem himself.

Poets of the Fall - Maybe Tomorrow is a Better Day - This one reminds me too much of your Wheatley when he’s feeling down.

Akira Yamaoka - Rain of Brass Petals - GLaDOS in Wheatley’s head. All the way. And Aperture. Makes me feel like I was there. Walking the catwalks in the dark.

Dashboard Confessional - Until Morning - Except for the first verse, the whole song reminds me of the time they’ve spent in employee dormitories and how they want to stay there more but have to move on and they don’t want to because damn it feels so nice to sleep together in soft warm beds and it’s dark and scary outside (long sentece is longer than I expected).

Frank Sinatra - Too Marvelous for Words - I don’t know. This one isn’t entirely related to the story. I just imagine Your Wheatley singing this to Chell <3

That would be all for now :] I hope you’ll enjoy these songs as much as I do.

These are great songs! A really nice mix of different types of music, too. Thank you so much for sending them along. The last one is just so precious, aww c:

Tags: trelela the punishment music submission
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~ Sunday, May 20 ~
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And on that note

thepunishment:

rubitrightintomyeyes:

Send me your drawing requests for Punishment illustrations!  Am going to be busy for a long while now but am going to aim for Not Taking Three Months to Finish this time.

(And if you have any particular scenes you might like to see drawn for Part 18, send requests her way!)

Alright, I promised too many, and there are too many! But here they are :)

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Tags: the punishment if any of them don't get drawn that's alright because I already see the story in rubitvision in my head that doesn't mean it isn't absolutely spectacular to see her drawings though! hmm need to reblog them with comments soon!!
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~ Saturday, May 19 ~
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purdaldoo:

so I’m reading the punishment and

…her amazing hands that could make him feel warm and good and important all at the same time…

this

this is

oh god it’s too late I can’t think of anything proper to say if it weren’t 1 AM I could probably write entire paragraphs on the feelings this one little statement gives me

but for now let the record show that this is my favorite line in The Punishment, hands down.

Tags: just.. gonna reblog this because it is nice I was so close to taking that out too the punishment warm fuzzies
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Haha ohmygod

(Source: askrickystephenandkarl)

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~ Friday, May 18 ~
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The Punishment: Part 18 - The Break-In

thepunishment:

[Part 18]

The link should work now but if it doesn’t, give it a little bit of time!

I’m sorry it took so long, and also that it is this long, and also for everything else I’ve ever done

Tags: the punishment I set out to write something of a reasonable length then it ends up longer than anything else well the things that had to happen happened?
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~ Thursday, May 3 ~
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chantillyxlacey:

reverse-mermaid:

ironychan:

reverse-mermaid:

It is MAY 4TH

DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

The Punishment is a whole entire year old.

… It’s the biggest cliche, but I kind of want to make a cake for it. 

YES PERFECT

I love these versions of them.

Ironychan you are my favorite person rn

Oh my gosh oh Ironychan yes, brilliant! I love your designs so much, and this picture is just too funny. Thank you for this c:

Tags: the punishment punishment art ironychan
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rubitrightintomyeyes:

cavejohnson-ceo-tier answered your question: I should also do something for the anniversary of the story tomorrow.

Character Q&A?

 artemisio87 answered your questionI should also do something for the anniversary of the story tomorrow.

WRITE MORE CHAPTERS ;________; ahah no ok. A contest maybe? :D

Ha, well, those would be more Conquerorwurm’s department.  She writes and I just make the pictures (and she’s almost done with the next chapter!)  I think I have a pretty good understanding of the characters but I’m not enough of an authority to answer questions about them beyond just the little joke picture scenarios I come up with sometimes.  Thanks for the ideas!  

Err umm I don’t really know how a Q&A would actually go down! But I do promise the next chapter is in the process of being written. It’s almost done. Really almost done. I’m just dealing with some graduating/moving/saying goodbye to people stuff at the moment, but I’m going to try hard to get things going again soon.

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~ Tuesday, May 1 ~
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rubitsart:







Some of the pictures I drew for Chapter 17 of Conquerorwurm’s story, The Punishment.

I&#8217;m so glad you reposted these outside of the read-more cut! They are fantastic and they deserve to be seen.

rubitsart:

Some of the pictures I drew for Chapter 17 of Conquerorwurm’s story, The Punishment.

I’m so glad you reposted these outside of the read-more cut! They are fantastic and they deserve to be seen.

Tags: more words to come when I have time! the punishment rubitart wheatley chell
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~ Sunday, April 29 ~
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The Punishment: Part 17 - The Journey

thepunishment:

[Part 16]

The portal gun slid effortlessly onto her arm.

Curling her fingers tightly around the grip within, Chell hefted its familiar weight, marveling at the span of time she had spent disconnected from the thing.

Not once in her memory had the weapon—if it could even be called that—left her hands for more than a moment or two, occasional periods of cryosleep excluded. Though there had been no tangible threats in the dormitories and portalable surfaces had been scarce in recent days, Chell couldn’t help but feel an illogical twinge of guilt at having briefly neglected her first and most loyal companion.

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I’m going to reblog this again in a few days with better words, but for now let me simply say:

AAAAAHHHH!!
Tags: the punishment it's a joyous shriek omg tumblr phone app why are you so bad at formatting
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