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Partly a personal blog but mostly a collection of amazing Portal fanart and fanfic. Large queues of art will be tagged "portal queue" and "nsfw queue" for your Tumblr Savior convenience! Blog interests include mainly Portal, but also Half-Life, MST3k/Rifftrax, BPRD/Hellboy, Silent Hill, robots, zombies, and SCIENCE! And if you're into this sort of thing, feel free to check out my fic The Punishment and also The Portal Kinkmeme.

(Tags are still under construction and shifting around a bit.)

Character tags:
Chell || Wheatley || Core Wheatley || Evil Wheatley || GLaDOS
Rattmann || Caroline || Cave || Atlas || P-Body || Bird
Space || Adventure || Fact || Turret || Genderbends

Weirdly specific tags:
Baffles || Wheatley and kids || Beat up Wheatlies || Huggable Wheatlies
Corgley || Portal Babies || Portal Teens || That one time when stickers
Shit Wheatley get it together || Chell carrying Wheatley || Kawaii
Christmas || Secret Santa || Valentines || Silly || Minis

Pairing tags:
Chelley || Core Chelley || ChellDOS || Chellmann || WheatDOS

NSFW tags (working on populating these sometime soon):
Chelley || Core Chelley || ChellDOS || Chellmann || WheatDOS
Wheatley || Chell || GLaDOS || Wheatleycest || Man alive! || OTP

Other tags:
Portal 2 || Eye Porn || Animation || Headcanon
The Punishment || Punishment Art || Reblogged fics || Writing
~ Sunday, March 11 ~
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snierp:

Test subject Wheatley sketches

I don’t know why, but it’s a lot of fun to see this Wheatley in physical peril.

snierp:

Test subject Wheatley sketches

I don’t know why, but it’s a lot of fun to see this Wheatley in physical peril.

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~ Monday, February 20 ~
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gamers-kitchen:

so i took a peek at Steve Merchant’s Voice is Fiiiiine The Punishment this week, and naturally i felt the urge to draw Wheatley coyly wringing his hands, jumpsuit tumbling from his shoulder like the fluttery, overgrown uke that he is
i took a photo of my own hands as reference >:3 god i am clevr

Rummaging around through tags today, I realized that I either didn’t reblog this (!) or forgot to tag it properly forever ago when it was first posted. So I’m re(re?)blogging it now!
Gotta love hand-wringing flustered Wheatlies.

gamers-kitchen:

so i took a peek at Steve Merchant’s Voice is Fiiiiine The Punishment this week, and naturally i felt the urge to draw Wheatley coyly wringing his hands, jumpsuit tumbling from his shoulder like the fluttery, overgrown uke that he is

i took a photo of my own hands as reference >:3 god i am clevr

Rummaging around through tags today, I realized that I either didn’t reblog this (!) or forgot to tag it properly forever ago when it was first posted. So I’m re(re?)blogging it now!

Gotta love hand-wringing flustered Wheatlies.

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~ Tuesday, February 14 ~
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I just had real fun drawing this.

modmad:

Makes absolutely no sense out of context but look at how much I care \o/

God I’m so freaking tired.

I’m having real fun just looking at it.

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~ Wednesday, January 25 ~
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cybermat-herder:

YES TEACHER I’M LISTENING TEACHER
(Actually considering my ethics teacher does know me by name already and doesn’t really have to call my name for roll I think he’s figured out I’m one of those students who knows enough about ethics, morals, and philosophy to be a total smartass and trollolololol him in class. Because those subjects, no matter who you are or how well you teach it, they’re just incredibly easy to troll and play devil’s advocate in.) 
Also: LOL WHAT IS FORESHORTENING? Is it the type of shortening you put in before all the other ingredients?! 

Gaww, poor guy. Love that expression.

cybermat-herder:

YES TEACHER I’M LISTENING TEACHER

(Actually considering my ethics teacher does know me by name already and doesn’t really have to call my name for roll I think he’s figured out I’m one of those students who knows enough about ethics, morals, and philosophy to be a total smartass and trollolololol him in class. Because those subjects, no matter who you are or how well you teach it, they’re just incredibly easy to troll and play devil’s advocate in.) 

Also: LOL WHAT IS FORESHORTENING? Is it the type of shortening you put in before all the other ingredients?! 

Gaww, poor guy. Love that expression.

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~ Thursday, January 19 ~
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persephonegoestohell:

Look, we both did a lot of things you’re going to regret.

Something’s wrong with me, but I do love seeing Wheatley in extreme distress. Maybe it’s just the difference between this and his usual smug dickfacedness… I don’t know. But this makes me happy and sad in a great way.
Ah GLaDOS, you’re so scary and beautiful!

persephonegoestohell:

Look, we both did a lot of things you’re going to regret.

Something’s wrong with me, but I do love seeing Wheatley in extreme distress. Maybe it’s just the difference between this and his usual smug dickfacedness… I don’t know. But this makes me happy and sad in a great way.

Ah GLaDOS, you’re so scary and beautiful!

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~ Wednesday, January 18 ~
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spiralstaircaseseatu:

My interpretation of Wheatley again, only in a slightly different concept this time that i quite enjoy to do X3

I must say, I love his abject terror and shiny blue eyes.

spiralstaircaseseatu:

My interpretation of Wheatley again, only in a slightly different concept this time that i quite enjoy to do X3

I must say, I love his abject terror and shiny blue eyes.

(Source: crazymissmacy)

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~ Saturday, January 14 ~
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gautree:

Yeah so after seeing thesanityclause’s superawesome perspective drawing I too had the urge to draw Wheatley fleeing from lasers. It’s contagiouuuus. D:
But you get no cool perspective from me because I’m lazy.

This Wheatley is the best at abject terror

gautree:

Yeah so after seeing thesanityclause’s superawesome perspective drawing I too had the urge to draw Wheatley fleeing from lasers. It’s contagiouuuus. D:

But you get no cool perspective from me because I’m lazy.

This Wheatley is the best at abject terror

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~ Sunday, January 8 ~
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not-quite-normal:

Our internet was down for most of today. 8C I suspect some kinda moron was responsible.

Aww.

not-quite-normal:

Our internet was down for most of today. 8C I suspect some kinda moron was responsible.

Aww.

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miyomo:

baysalt i love you

Fanmail was worth it because this happened.

(Source: baysalt)

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