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Partly a personal blog but mostly a collection of amazing Portal fanart and fanfic. Large queues of art will be tagged "portal queue" and "nsfw queue" for your Tumblr Savior convenience! Blog interests include mainly Portal, but also Half-Life, MST3k/Rifftrax, BPRD/Hellboy, Silent Hill, robots, zombies, and SCIENCE! And if you're into this sort of thing, feel free to check out my fic The Punishment and also The Portal Kinkmeme.

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~ Tuesday, March 13 ~
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theskiesiwander:

Rifftrax - Bill Corbett’s finest moment (in my opinion)

I’ve seriously never been able to get over how randomly hilarious this is.

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~ Sunday, February 5 ~
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~ Sunday, December 25 ~
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Last MST3k-related Christmas video of the night. Someone’s “best of” video for the Rifftrax of Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny.

This one requires a little explanation.

I will not provide it.

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~ Monday, October 31 ~
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chantilly-lacey:

conquerorwurm:

fuckyeahmst3k:

quickrudeboytotheskankmobile:

(Party at the) House on Haunted Hill - The Rifftones

Happy Halloween, MSTies!

WARNING song starts out with a scream so turn down your speakers first.

Happy Halloween! Here’s some music about The House on Haunted Hill straight from the velvet throat of Kevin Murphy Tom Servo!

I’m going to go keep studying now.

I’m just gonna put this on my blog and listen to it forever mmkay?

I LIED I’M STILL HERE I’M A TERRIBLE PERSON

Here are some more songs by the Rifftones in case you (or anyone else) are interested:

A song about how much Kevin Murphy hates the Moon. GOD HIS VOICE.

An emotionally charged song about the love between a man and a shark.

Plans One Thru Nine (in reference to Plan Nine From Outer Space)

The Ballad of Rufus Amos Adams, a true callback to their rambling, pointless songs from the Old Days. (Mike, marry me?)

Sparkly Vampires (???)

Also

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~ Thursday, October 27 ~
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Rifftrax/MST3k fans… live streaming stuff today!

“Kick off your Halloween weekend with our Double-Double Feature! The first 3-hour show starts in just under an hour, and we’ll begin with a FREE broadcast preview of one of our shorts. That’s right - two shorts, two features, just two bucks! We’ll be showing the same program again at 2pm and 6pm Pacific Time. Join us, won’t you?”

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/rifftrax

(Sounds like fun!)

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~ Monday, August 22 ~
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What really happened after the end of MST3k?

fuckyeahmst3k:

  • Mike and the Bots moved in together, as we saw.
  • Gypsy became a billionaire and, after a profuse apology from Crow, used the money to transform Tom Servo into a man named Kevin Murphy, and Crow into a man named Bill Corbett. And Gypsy became Mrs. Richard Basehart.
  • Joel, after his hot fish shop went kaput, ran into Mrs. Forrester after her failed attempt to rule Qatar. The two of them found Dr. Erhardt, missing after all of these years, and, using mad science, cloned both Dr. Forrester (from a sample of his hair) and TV’s Frank (from his spare head). They all had to change their names to protect them from known crimes against science.
  • Joel and company started up what is now known as Cinematic Titanic, and Mike started up RiffTrax. After all, they’d each spent years in space perfecting the art of riffing.

This headcanon helps me handle the sorrow of watching Diabolik. ..because it was the end, not because it was bad. (It was awesome.)

Is that stud coming

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~ Thursday, August 18 ~
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rubitinmyeyes:

conquerorwurm:

Pardon me as I relive the overwhelming ennui of last night’s “What is Nothing?”

I’m so glad I went out to see this.  It really is better in a theater full of laughing people, plus I think it was one of their best ones all around.  And oh my god, Lowtax’s daughter’s movies.  Jesus Christ in a cage.

I love how “Jesus Christ in a cage” sounds like an exclamation a southern man might shout when especially angry about something… that kid has some serious promise!
I’m really happy to hear you liked it! I was a little nervous going in that I’d led you (and the kind of ridiculous number of other people I convinced to go) into going to something that might fall flat. But it really turned out great :) My theater was not particularly full (14 people, including my friend and me… holy crap! but I know larger cities are much hipper…) but there was enough hysterical laughter to make up for it.
Highlights for me:
..what is something?  (massive groans from my tiny audience)
Headbobbing pointing skeleton (“I think you should go.”)
Uhh Portal reference (those hip old folks!)
Seize the bone.
Even so, the Plan 9 show still takes the cake as the most hysterics I’ve ever seen/participated in, in a single place.

rubitinmyeyes:

conquerorwurm:

Pardon me as I relive the overwhelming ennui of last night’s “What is Nothing?”

I’m so glad I went out to see this.  It really is better in a theater full of laughing people, plus I think it was one of their best ones all around.  And oh my god, Lowtax’s daughter’s movies.  Jesus Christ in a cage.

I love how “Jesus Christ in a cage” sounds like an exclamation a southern man might shout when especially angry about something… that kid has some serious promise!

I’m really happy to hear you liked it! I was a little nervous going in that I’d led you (and the kind of ridiculous number of other people I convinced to go) into going to something that might fall flat. But it really turned out great :) My theater was not particularly full (14 people, including my friend and me… holy crap! but I know larger cities are much hipper…) but there was enough hysterical laughter to make up for it.

Highlights for me:

  • ..what is something?  (massive groans from my tiny audience)
  • Headbobbing pointing skeleton (“I think you should go.”)
  • Uhh Portal reference (those hip old folks!)
  • Seize the bone.

Even so, the Plan 9 show still takes the cake as the most hysterics I’ve ever seen/participated in, in a single place.

(Source: necronomicons)

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Pardon me as I relive the overwhelming ennui of last night’s “What is Nothing?”

Pardon me as I relive the overwhelming ennui of last night’s “What is Nothing?”

(Source: necronomicons)

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~ Wednesday, August 17 ~
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Alright

Now to make the drive to see my boyfriends Kevin, Mike, & Bill… :)

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