What is this I don't even.

Partly a personal blog but mostly a collection of amazing Portal fanart and fanfic. Large queues of art will be tagged "portal queue" and "nsfw queue" for your Tumblr Savior convenience! Blog interests include mainly Portal, but also Half-Life, MST3k/Rifftrax, BPRD/Hellboy, Silent Hill, robots, zombies, and SCIENCE! And if you're into this sort of thing, feel free to check out my fic The Punishment and also The Portal Kinkmeme.

(Tags are still under construction and shifting around a bit.)

Character tags:
Chell || Wheatley || Core Wheatley || Evil Wheatley || GLaDOS
Rattmann || Caroline || Cave || Atlas || P-Body || Bird
Space || Adventure || Fact || Turret || Genderbends

Weirdly specific tags:
Baffles || Wheatley and kids || Beat up Wheatlies || Huggable Wheatlies
Corgley || Portal Babies || Portal Teens || That one time when stickers
Shit Wheatley get it together || Chell carrying Wheatley || Kawaii
Christmas || Secret Santa || Valentines || Silly || Minis

Pairing tags:
Chelley || Core Chelley || ChellDOS || Chellmann || WheatDOS

NSFW tags (working on populating these sometime soon):
Chelley || Core Chelley || ChellDOS || Chellmann || WheatDOS
Wheatley || Chell || GLaDOS || Wheatleycest || Man alive! || OTP

Other tags:
Portal 2 || Eye Porn || Animation || Headcanon
The Punishment || Punishment Art || Reblogged fics || Writing
~ Wednesday, February 8 ~
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Because of the internet, every corgi now reminds me of Wheatley. So brace yourselves for some pretty idiotic corgiverse headcanon.

For evil Corgley, Chell’s testing isn’t linked to a euphoria response or anything silly like that. It’s actually quite a bit simpler than that.

Whenever Chell pushes the button, he gets kibble in his bowl. And then this happens.

Tags: I don't care how weird this is it's a dancing corgi so it belongs on my blog I genuinely couldn't focus on physics until I posted this so ok bye again corgley headcanon this is why he's fat video
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~ Monday, January 23 ~
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Puppies omg

Looks like it’s bedtime in the Wheatley Corgiverse

Tags: ?????? I don't understand me I don't want to do this homework so I'm blogging pictures of dogs instead corgley engine's wheatley is using android wheatley as a pillow just don't look at me okay portal babies: dogs edition this is a cry for help you don't understand me
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~ Wednesday, January 11 ~
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corgley:

[ashdfsgdh but this is such a poopy blog ;_; why are you even here?]


Hahaha, oh, I never saw this til now!
I followed because I love corglies! I don’t mind if you’re not super active. :)

corgley:

[ashdfsgdh but this is such a poopy blog ;_; why are you even here?]

Hahaha, oh, I never saw this til now!

I followed because I love corglies! I don’t mind if you’re not super active. :)

Tags: corgley
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sadlkasjfawkdlas

(Source: corgley)

Tags: corgley keysmash in place of coherent typing
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rubitinmyeyes:

waffleguppies:

samraeduke:

vmdfkjhdfilvhldfgh Furry!Wheatley kdhkdjhskjd
So, I wanted to create my own HUMAN!Wheatley. But it kept coming out looking like my real life fiancéwhich felt weird. So I gave up. Then I thought: HEY! NO ONE HAS AN ANTHRO CORGI!WHEATLEYas far as I know! I COULD BE THE ONLY KID ON THE BLOCKto single handedly ruin this fandomWITH ONE!
So here we go. My Wheatley. I’mnotsorry.
Notes:
-Yes, he still has his tail.
- He is the tallest corgi, and this makes him feel self-conscious.
YES. Now that this is out of my system I can get started on my final projects of the semester.

oh no my cute just finally broke
i felt it go

I think Argyle socks are canon now.

I was unprepared for how amazing this was going to be…

rubitinmyeyes:

waffleguppies:

samraeduke:

vmdfkjhdfilvhldfgh Furry!Wheatley kdhkdjhskjd

So, I wanted to create my own HUMAN!Wheatley. But it kept coming out looking like my real life fiancéwhich felt weird. So I gave up. Then I thought: HEY! NO ONE HAS AN ANTHRO CORGI!WHEATLEYas far as I know! I COULD BE THE ONLY KID ON THE BLOCKto single handedly ruin this fandomWITH ONE!

So here we go. My Wheatley. I’mnotsorry.

Notes:

-Yes, he still has his tail.

- He is the tallest corgi, and this makes him feel self-conscious.

YES. Now that this is out of my system I can get started on my final projects of the semester.

oh no my cute just finally broke

i felt it go

I think Argyle socks are canon now.

I was unprepared for how amazing this was going to be…

(Source: speckledji)

Tags: corgley wheatley samraeduke
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~ Friday, December 16 ~
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I have no idea where this story on the Portal Kink LJ is headed

testchamber19:

ladychraelix:

musicalsharpie:

paranoidandroid42:

BUT IT’S ONE OF THE MOST MAGNIFICENT THINGS I’VE EVER SET EYES UPON.

IT HAS ALL OF THE WHEATLEYS.

ALL OF THEM. LITERALLY.

==>I’M GOING TO EXPLODE.<==

If anyone has even a VAGUE idea or—even better, if any of you ARE the person writing this? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT STOP.

OH WOW. WHEATLEY’S EVERYWHERE.

I WANT TO TAKE THEM ALL HOME

This. This is freaking excellent.

Oh hey look!

Here’s the AU Corgiverse version of this fic!

PS The black and white one is either soupengine’s or testchamber19’s, in case you were curious.

(Source: usb-dongle)

Tags: corgley I don't even know just ignore me
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~ Saturday, December 3 ~
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forlackofaname:

zabchan! I finally filled your prompt! :D
Though, I did fudge it a bit.
You asked for wheatley and some puppies.
This is Wheatley and one dog.
Sorry. I really suck at drawing animals. Anyway! I remembered that someone out there on the internet (Not sure who though, *sobsobsob*) had drawn a few pictures of Wheatley as a Corgi. They were SUPER adorable! So um… Here is Wheatley with a Corgi, and uh… it is wearing his glasses…? (Actually, there’s no way those glasses would fit on Wheat’s face.) ‘,:\/

I made a lot of noises

forlackofaname:

zabchan! I finally filled your prompt! :D

Though, I did fudge it a bit.

You asked for wheatley and some puppies.

This is Wheatley and one dog.

Sorry.
I really suck at drawing animals. :iconotlplz:

Anyway! I remembered that someone out there on the internet (Not sure who though, *sobsobsob*) had drawn a few pictures of Wheatley as a Corgi. They were SUPER adorable!
So um… Here is Wheatley with a Corgi, and uh… it is wearing his glasses…?
(Actually, there’s no way those glasses would fit on Wheat’s face.) ‘,:\/

I made a lot of noises

Tags: corgley wheatley forlackofaname
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~ Sunday, November 27 ~
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neonlightzzz:

Internet went out! So here’s a Coregi time-killer! 
Not too fond of how he came out but whatever

Why is corgi exactly the perfect breed for him?
This is goddamn adorable.

neonlightzzz:

Internet went out! So here’s a Coregi time-killer! 

Not too fond of how he came out but whatever

Why is corgi exactly the perfect breed for him?

This is goddamn adorable.

Tags: corgley neonlightzzz
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~ Thursday, November 24 ~
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finalellipsis:

Corgi treadmill time!
(video via corgiaddict)

Corgis just always look like they&#8217;re trying so hard

finalellipsis:

Corgi treadmill time!

(video via corgiaddict)

Corgis just always look like they’re trying so hard

Tags: corgley hey chell hey chell hey could you could you just... pick me up
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~ Saturday, November 19 ~
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miyomo:

gervaisebrook-hamster:

ask—wheatley:

bark

Jesus christ

I can’t

I really

Can’t.

This is an excellent way to start the day.

(Source: ask-employee-ley)

Tags: corgley you shut up it's going in the wheatley tag whether you like it or not
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