Tags:
cave johnson
portal teens
miyomo
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What is this I don't even.
(Tags are still under construction and shifting around a bit.)
Character tags:
Chell || Wheatley || Core Wheatley || Evil Wheatley || GLaDOS
Rattmann || Caroline || Cave || Atlas || P-Body || Bird
Space || Adventure || Fact || Turret || Genderbends
Weirdly specific tags:
Baffles || Wheatley and kids || Beat up Wheatlies || Huggable Wheatlies
Corgley || Portal Babies || Portal Teens || That one time when stickers
Shit Wheatley get it together || Chell carrying Wheatley || Kawaii
Christmas || Secret Santa || Valentines || Silly || Minis
Pairing tags:
Chelley || Core Chelley || ChellDOS || Chellmann || WheatDOS
NSFW tags (working on populating these sometime soon):
Chelley || Core Chelley || ChellDOS || Chellmann || WheatDOS
Wheatley || Chell || GLaDOS || Wheatleycest || Man alive! || OTP
Other tags:
Portal 2 || Eye Porn || Animation || Headcanon
The Punishment || Punishment Art || Reblogged fics || Writing
~ Wednesday, February 15 ~
~ Monday, February 13 ~
“Well I’ll be damned, those eggheads really did it…”
Title: Johnson’s Ghost
2.2.2012
Photoshop CS3
Portal 2 fanart. As little as he shows up, I think Cave Johnson is my favorite character in that game. His dialogue was great, and I felt bad as his portraits and conditions got worse. Poor Cave…
I guess this would be set in the early stages of GlaDos’ creation, hence the lack of cores. I didn’t really think about background stuff, so, sorry that’s a little lazy and inconsistent. I don’t have the game to study the room myself and get it right… yet.
Love the lighting in this. So melancholy.
(Source: shadokidot)
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~ Sunday, November 20 ~
with the lemons
Cave Johnson always talks in this font.
It’s official, I will now read this font in his voice from now on
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~ Monday, October 10 ~
Cave Johnson’s unused lines
RE: llamasgotoheaven… Apparently, the bird-pecking is from a cut Cave Johnson line. And now I’m reading through all of his cut lines because I never have and they are fantastic…
(Bold lines were in the game, others were cut. Lots more great ones under the “Read more”)
- Science isn’t about WHY. It’s about WHY NOT. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won’t hit you on the butt on the way out, because you are fired. Not you, son (“test subject” in-game), you’re doing fine. Yes, you. Fired. Box. Your stuff. Out the front door. Parking lot. Car. Goodbye. Caroline, follow him out. Make sure he doesn’t cry all over the carpet.
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Please help yourselves to the art on the wall. An eyeful. Don’t take it. Don’t take anything. It’s all nailed down. In fact, I take that back. Just get moving. Caroline, is the art nailed to the walls? Nevermind. Put more nails in it. Don’t get one of the lab boys to do it either. I want you to do it so it gets done right.
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~ Tuesday, September 27 ~
I don’t even
What
I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR AGES OMG
I need to keep this forever.
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~ Tuesday, August 30 ~
Tags:
cave johnson
mst3k
we're done here
what am I even doing
portal
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~ Sunday, August 28 ~
Useless Portal Headcanon
Cave used to get smashed every evening off very expensive brandy
And listen to “She’s Always a Woman” by Billy Joel over and over
And cry deeply
Thinking about Caroline
She’d inevitably find him and help him get to his bed later on in the evening
buuuuuuuuuuuhhhhyyyyooooooooooooo she would probably wrap him in a blanket and take him to bed like a baby
Oh my god yes this exactly. (That is a precious drawing.)
She’d never mention it the next day, either.
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~ Tuesday, August 9 ~
;A;
They would make such great parents, even Cave — he’d be all “Babies are dumb; let’s run tests on it” until he held it, and then he’d be the proudest, most protective daddy ever. God I just want them to have a little girl so bad. And I hate kids, so that’s saying something.
Sadly, it’s not to be…
;~;
DX
Ah god, I need art of Cave having a tea party at a tiny table with Daughter or holding her purse for her or playing upsie daisy with her or tying a bow in her hair or or…
He would be a precious father. Utterly reprehensible when it comes to the lives and safety of others, but if you so much as look at the child wrong your ass is mysteriously disappearing from Aperture that very night.
I know, right? And the worst part is I bet Caroline fantasizes about the very same thing. All the time. And then remembers it’ll never happen, and cries.
Sometimes I hate my own mind.
Haha, I love your mind—but then, I’m a big fan of heartrending tragedy.
Also, Thousandpaperswans, RE: if Daughter went on a date? Cave would invite him into the room full of robots that scream at you to wait for her to get ready. And have a friendly conversation with him by shouting over the screams. While polishing a screaming turret. That’s pointed at him.
(Source: notespassedataperture-closed)
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