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Partly a personal blog but mostly a collection of amazing Portal fanart and fanfic. Large queues of art will be tagged "portal queue" and "nsfw queue" for your Tumblr Savior convenience! Blog interests include mainly Portal, but also Half-Life, MST3k/Rifftrax, BPRD/Hellboy, Silent Hill, robots, zombies, and SCIENCE! And if you're into this sort of thing, feel free to check out my fic The Punishment and also The Portal Kinkmeme.

(Tags are still under construction and shifting around a bit.)

Character tags:
Chell || Wheatley || Core Wheatley || Evil Wheatley || GLaDOS
Rattmann || Caroline || Cave || Atlas || P-Body || Bird
Space || Adventure || Fact || Turret || Genderbends

Weirdly specific tags:
Baffles || Wheatley and kids || Beat up Wheatlies || Huggable Wheatlies
Corgley || Portal Babies || Portal Teens || That one time when stickers
Shit Wheatley get it together || Chell carrying Wheatley || Kawaii
Christmas || Secret Santa || Valentines || Silly || Minis

Pairing tags:
Chelley || Core Chelley || ChellDOS || Chellmann || WheatDOS

NSFW tags (working on populating these sometime soon):
Chelley || Core Chelley || ChellDOS || Chellmann || WheatDOS
Wheatley || Chell || GLaDOS || Wheatleycest || Man alive! || OTP

Other tags:
Portal 2 || Eye Porn || Animation || Headcanon
The Punishment || Punishment Art || Reblogged fics || Writing
~ Thursday, February 23 ~
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jennipertree:

A belated birthday doodle for conquerorwurm!

PFffff, I love it! Adorable doodle, such a great look on his face. I can’t help but feel like he would be really territorial and aggressive about chocolate cake. Fruit and other stuff he could share, but cake… cake would be something else entirely. (I just hope he doesn’t eat the candle.)
Thank you so much! 

jennipertree:

A belated birthday doodle for conquerorwurm!

PFffff, I love it! Adorable doodle, such a great look on his face. I can’t help but feel like he would be really territorial and aggressive about chocolate cake. Fruit and other stuff he could share, but cake… cake would be something else entirely. (I just hope he doesn’t eat the candle.)

Thank you so much! 

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~ Monday, February 20 ~
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trelela:

A veeeery late birthday gift :] Hope you’ll like it Wurmie :]

(continuing the shouting from my earlier reply since I am still shouting in joy)
Aaahh!! Thank you so much for this! I absolutely love it. Finally, an occasion on which all three of them get sloppy drunk! It’s quite a nice change from all that running-for-one’s-life and messing-with-people’s-heads stuff. Have to take a break sometime, you know?
I always enjoy seeing your art, especially your take on these guys. Wheatley’s face is really peaceful and sweet here, and I’m willing to admit that I’m fairly enchanted by that gut (and the confetti on top and all around—the ‘good stuff,’ I presume?) I love that he fills the couch and then some. And Chell is so comfy and happy all squished under his legs, what an adorable expression on her face! And GLaDOS, ever the proper lady, has finally reached the point where she ends up straddling a sofa. (It was probably either that or figure out some way to crash and sleep near, on, or under the couch hog—she made a good choice.) What a happy and goofy bunch of people, setting aside their considerable differences to get their party on!
This is such a lovely birthday gift. Thank you not only for this, but for being such a sweet and supportive friend for the past several months!

trelela:

A veeeery late birthday gift :] Hope you’ll like it Wurmie :]

(continuing the shouting from my earlier reply since I am still shouting in joy)

Aaahh!! Thank you so much for this! I absolutely love it. Finally, an occasion on which all three of them get sloppy drunk! It’s quite a nice change from all that running-for-one’s-life and messing-with-people’s-heads stuff. Have to take a break sometime, you know?

I always enjoy seeing your art, especially your take on these guys. Wheatley’s face is really peaceful and sweet here, and I’m willing to admit that I’m fairly enchanted by that gut (and the confetti on top and all around—the ‘good stuff,’ I presume?) I love that he fills the couch and then some. And Chell is so comfy and happy all squished under his legs, what an adorable expression on her face! And GLaDOS, ever the proper lady, has finally reached the point where she ends up straddling a sofa. (It was probably either that or figure out some way to crash and sleep near, on, or under the couch hog—she made a good choice.) What a happy and goofy bunch of people, setting aside their considerable differences to get their party on!

This is such a lovely birthday gift. Thank you not only for this, but for being such a sweet and supportive friend for the past several months!

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~ Wednesday, January 25 ~
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nadirandbarnes asked: Happy birthday! Have a wonderful, lovely, sexy day. :D

Hee, thank you so much!

Every day is sexy for me, but my birthday was extra sexy.

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Happy Birthday Wurm

cypher-d:

Well…here’s SOME art (And a comic to come)

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Ohmygosh

This is fantastic, haha! We’ve stolen ALL THE WHEATLIES. I like how I’m down there trying to hold them so nobody can see how much taller I am than you. It’s so strange to see a drawing of myself, but I really like it! (I have fanart now!) Plus, you are way fashionable with that outfit of yours. I’m not sure how you managed to pry a Wheatley from me, though.

I think we would make a pretty badass team, even if our adventures mainly consisted of finding robots that interest us for Reasons…

Thank you for this awesome gift! (Of course you can draw!) And ooh, there’s more? You spoil me!

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—submitted by vulcanchicks

This is a really sweet and poignant piece of fanart for Daisy sent to me by vulcanchicks. I already told her, but I love how young and sad Doug looks here, and the dazed/sleepy look on Wheatley’s face is just breaking my heart in the best way. The way their eyes are meeting as Doug holds him, I feel like I’m intruding into a really personal moment that I shouldn’t be witness to.

Thank you so much for this incredibly thoughtful birthday gift, V! It makes me so happy when Daisy gets love :)

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~ Tuesday, January 24 ~
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fearsomeinnovation:

happy belated birthday, conquerorwurm!!!!!!  more exclamation points means i’m sorry for taking so long to say it and give you a smutty gift!!!

asdkljdsdf!!
Fearsome!!
This is beautiful! I love your smutty drawings, they’re always just so happy and sweet. I’m sitting here cooing at how completely adorable this sex is. Chell looks so happy and comfortable and sdnfsfsfdks Wheatley… his face and his hands and those legs! You are so good at showing intimacy and trust. Nothing but love for these crazy kids.
Thank you so much! All of this art from everybody is totally spoiling me… you’re all amazing.

fearsomeinnovation:

happy belated birthday, conquerorwurm!!!!!!  more exclamation points means i’m sorry for taking so long to say it and give you a smutty gift!!!

asdkljdsdf!!

Fearsome!!

This is beautiful! I love your smutty drawings, they’re always just so happy and sweet. I’m sitting here cooing at how completely adorable this sex is. Chell looks so happy and comfortable and sdnfsfsfdks Wheatley… his face and his hands and those legs! You are so good at showing intimacy and trust. Nothing but love for these crazy kids.

Thank you so much! All of this art from everybody is totally spoiling me… you’re all amazing.

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~ Monday, January 23 ~
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persephonegoestohell:

Birthday Gift for Conquerorwurm. Because I remember she thinks tumblr needs more WheatDoS or GLaDley or whatever the cool kids are calling that ship
Me abusing the lovely rubitinmyeyes’ lovely punishment designs a second time.
Tagged as nsfw just in case.

I can’t tell if she’s destroying his dick or pleasuring him. Maybe both
“Destroying your dick and pleasuring you aren’t mutually exclusive.”
Ohhh, I’m making such inappropriate noises at this..!
Cue my “I can’t believe you REMEMBERED!” about the mention of WheatDOS, haha! This is so fantastic. It looks like a nightmare (in a good way, of course). Gosh, that lipbite-lipcurl is really something special. He’s so scrawny and helpless, and GLaDOS… gurl. That is even more inappropriate touching than you’ve already given him! I love the way her dress is starting to slip and her hair looks so soft and ooh, that spooky glow from her eyes. This is just everything wrong rolled up into something right!
Thank you so much for making me almost-porn for my birthday! This was a wonderful surprise :)

persephonegoestohell:

Birthday Gift for Conquerorwurm. Because I remember she thinks tumblr needs more WheatDoS or GLaDley or whatever the cool kids are calling that ship

Me abusing the lovely rubitinmyeyes’ lovely punishment designs a second time.

Tagged as nsfw just in case.

I can’t tell if she’s destroying his dick or pleasuring him. Maybe both

“Destroying your dick and pleasuring you aren’t mutually exclusive.”

Ohhh, I’m making such inappropriate noises at this..!

Cue my “I can’t believe you REMEMBERED!” about the mention of WheatDOS, haha! This is so fantastic. It looks like a nightmare (in a good way, of course). Gosh, that lipbite-lipcurl is really something special. He’s so scrawny and helpless, and GLaDOS… gurl. That is even more inappropriate touching than you’ve already given him! I love the way her dress is starting to slip and her hair looks so soft and ooh, that spooky glow from her eyes. This is just everything wrong rolled up into something right!

Thank you so much for making me almost-porn for my birthday! This was a wonderful surprise :)

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Happy (belated) birthday Wurm! To commemorate the glorious anniversary of your existence I finally buckled down and drew you some Punishment fanart! Many apologies to Rubit for shamelessly ripping off ahem borrowing her Wheatley design.
I always thought the little moment where Chell stretches and catches Wheatley staring was hysterical. Geez Wheats, didn’t anyone teach you that that sort of thing is rude? (I do apologize for the poor quality of the scan however).
Also, I recalled a conversation where it was discussed how The Punishment would have played out with the genderbent versions of the characters, so I doodled up this little concept for Punishment!Whitney here:

The moment of realization in the mirror: “I’M A BLOODY HUMAN!!” I thought it would be funny for this version of human!Whitney to be as unusually tiny and as Wheatley is unusually tall, thus she is swimming in her jumpsuit there. 
I really admire you as a writer; you are so hard-working when it comes to it, and what winds up on the page is so wonderful. You are just so adept at capturing emotion and character and bending words to your will… And on top of all that you are an incredibly kind, funny, and caring person, and I am so glad to know you and to count you as a friend.
Happy birthday, Wurm, even if I am a little late! I hope your interview went well and I wish you all the best for the year ahead! Cheers!
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(Submitted by chantilly-lacey)
Aww, Lacey, these really turned out great! I love your take on the stretching scene. His expression… he just looks so curious, haha! I can see the wheels turning in his head: “She’s doing more things without any clothes on. I should pay attention now in case she puts her clothes back on later.” And Chell’s scrunchy stretchy face is so cute too! It’s nice to see the two of them just peaceful and existing together. Such a warm and comfortable, domestic scene, even if Wheatley’s staring impolitely.
And aahh, I love that little girl-Wheatley (Whitney?) concept too! So cute. Of course GLaDOS would still just throw her in the same jumpsuit and let her just deal with it….
Thank you so much for these gifts! You know I admire your writing too, and it’s been a lot of fun getting to hang out with you more over the past couple of months. I’m thankful that we got to meet over this strange thing we enjoy and so glad to have you as a friend as well!

Happy (belated) birthday Wurm! To commemorate the glorious anniversary of your existence I finally buckled down and drew you some Punishment fanart! Many apologies to Rubit for shamelessly ripping off ahem borrowing her Wheatley design.

I always thought the little moment where Chell stretches and catches Wheatley staring was hysterical. Geez Wheats, didn’t anyone teach you that that sort of thing is rude? (I do apologize for the poor quality of the scan however).

Also, I recalled a conversation where it was discussed how The Punishment would have played out with the genderbent versions of the characters, so I doodled up this little concept for Punishment!Whitney here:

The moment of realization in the mirror: “I’M A BLOODY HUMAN!!” I thought it would be funny for this version of human!Whitney to be as unusually tiny and as Wheatley is unusually tall, thus she is swimming in her jumpsuit there. 

I really admire you as a writer; you are so hard-working when it comes to it, and what winds up on the page is so wonderful. You are just so adept at capturing emotion and character and bending words to your will… And on top of all that you are an incredibly kind, funny, and caring person, and I am so glad to know you and to count you as a friend.

Happy birthday, Wurm, even if I am a little late! I hope your interview went well and I wish you all the best for the year ahead! Cheers!

(Submitted by chantilly-lacey)

Aww, Lacey, these really turned out great! I love your take on the stretching scene. His expression… he just looks so curious, haha! I can see the wheels turning in his head: “She’s doing more things without any clothes on. I should pay attention now in case she puts her clothes back on later.” And Chell’s scrunchy stretchy face is so cute too! It’s nice to see the two of them just peaceful and existing together. Such a warm and comfortable, domestic scene, even if Wheatley’s staring impolitely.

And aahh, I love that little girl-Wheatley (Whitney?) concept too! So cute. Of course GLaDOS would still just throw her in the same jumpsuit and let her just deal with it….

Thank you so much for these gifts! You know I admire your writing too, and it’s been a lot of fun getting to hang out with you more over the past couple of months. I’m thankful that we got to meet over this strange thing we enjoy and so glad to have you as a friend as well!

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glitchdefacto:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WURM
Again
Really
Really
Late

Aaww, thank you, Glitch! Don’t worry about any lateness, I’m late in returning so we’re even! :)
This is great, with the dramatic composition it looks like it could be a promo or a book cover or something! I always enjoy the way you draw my Wheatley looking so sad and unfortunate… maybe it’s a little sadistic, but it just works out so well for his character. His expression here is so worried and hopeless, and poor Chell down there has no idea what’s going on! (Also, I’d like to unabashedly register my appreciation for that totally adorable gut of his.)
And damn GLaDOS, you scary! I love her predatory little grin and the fact that she’s really the only ‘person’ looking at all happy in this. As terrifying as she is, though, she really is pretty!
I said it once already, but again, thank you so much. Tense and ominous birthday art is an awesome gift to receive.

glitchdefacto:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WURM

Again

Really

Really

Late

Aaww, thank you, Glitch! Don’t worry about any lateness, I’m late in returning so we’re even! :)

This is great, with the dramatic composition it looks like it could be a promo or a book cover or something! I always enjoy the way you draw my Wheatley looking so sad and unfortunate… maybe it’s a little sadistic, but it just works out so well for his character. His expression here is so worried and hopeless, and poor Chell down there has no idea what’s going on! (Also, I’d like to unabashedly register my appreciation for that totally adorable gut of his.)

And damn GLaDOS, you scary! I love her predatory little grin and the fact that she’s really the only ‘person’ looking at all happy in this. As terrifying as she is, though, she really is pretty!

I said it once already, but again, thank you so much. Tense and ominous birthday art is an awesome gift to receive.

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