What is this I don't even.

Partly a personal blog but mostly a collection of amazing Portal fanart and fanfic. Large queues of art will be tagged "portal queue" and "nsfw queue" for your Tumblr Savior convenience! Blog interests include mainly Portal, but also Half-Life, MST3k/Rifftrax, BPRD/Hellboy, Silent Hill, robots, zombies, and SCIENCE! And if you're into this sort of thing, feel free to check out my fic The Punishment and also The Portal Kinkmeme.

(Tags are still under construction and shifting around a bit.)

Character tags:
Chell || Wheatley || Core Wheatley || Evil Wheatley || GLaDOS
Rattmann || Caroline || Cave || Atlas || P-Body || Bird
Space || Adventure || Fact || Turret || Genderbends

Weirdly specific tags:
Baffles || Wheatley and kids || Beat up Wheatlies || Huggable Wheatlies
Corgley || Portal Babies || Portal Teens || That one time when stickers
Shit Wheatley get it together || Chell carrying Wheatley || Kawaii
Christmas || Secret Santa || Valentines || Silly || Minis

Pairing tags:
Chelley || Core Chelley || ChellDOS || Chellmann || WheatDOS

NSFW tags (working on populating these sometime soon):
Chelley || Core Chelley || ChellDOS || Chellmann || WheatDOS
Wheatley || Chell || GLaDOS || Wheatleycest || Man alive! || OTP

Other tags:
Portal 2 || Eye Porn || Animation || Headcanon
The Punishment || Punishment Art || Reblogged fics || Writing
~ Saturday, May 19 ~
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dotcore:

Half Life.by Lauth.

dotcore:

Half Life.
by Lauth.

Tags: half life 2 gordon freeman alyx
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~ Tuesday, January 17 ~
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whitekitestrings:

(full) can you even imagine how many times he’s cleaned his glasses?
as a glasses wearer, this is something that greatly troubles me.

Gordon is a precious baby constantly covered in slime.

whitekitestrings:

(full) can you even imagine how many times he’s cleaned his glasses?

as a glasses wearer, this is something that greatly troubles me.

Gordon is a precious baby constantly covered in slime.

Tags: gordon freeman alyx shhh half-life fanart is allowed in here too
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~ Wednesday, January 11 ~
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hannalikescats:


I made a thing.

I like this thing.

(Source: gonewiththefairies)

Tags: alyx chell hannalikescats
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~ Sunday, January 8 ~
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did-you-reboot:

They showed up suddenly and made a beeline for the shed — there was no searching, no flailing about in the vast land under which Aperture resided.
And they had taken her.
They took GLaDOS: dismantled her without a moment’s hesitation as though the entity — no, person — that was screaming for them to stop meant little more than dirt, as though they’d known in advance the information under her control, as though the entire ordeal had been orchestrated by some unseen conductor…
And wasn’t that enough?
Did they need to take Wheatley from her too?
———
._.
Anyway. This was meant to be a painting, but I think I doomed myself when I bothered to make a sketch first. The painting was horrible, so I did this.
And even this is kinda…
.____.

I… could really see this happening. Really.
Did-you-reboot is the master of tragic, bloodspattered Portal fanart.

did-you-reboot:

They showed up suddenly and made a beeline for the shed — there was no searching, no flailing about in the vast land under which Aperture resided.

And they had taken her.

They took GLaDOS: dismantled her without a moment’s hesitation as though the entity — no, person — that was screaming for them to stop meant little more than dirt, as though they’d known in advance the information under her control, as though the entire ordeal had been orchestrated by some unseen conductor…

And wasn’t that enough?

Did they need to take Wheatley from her too?

———

._.

Anyway. This was meant to be a painting, but I think I doomed myself when I bothered to make a sketch first. The painting was horrible, so I did this.

And even this is kinda…

.____.

I… could really see this happening. Really.

Did-you-reboot is the master of tragic, bloodspattered Portal fanart.

Tags: alyx gordon chell core wheatley didyoureboot
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~ Sunday, December 18 ~
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GOD VALVE

STOP MAKING ADORABLE ONE-EYED ROBOTS

I’m kidding never stop they are all amazing

(Source: qqmoarz)

Tags: alyx dog aaahhh
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~ Monday, October 3 ~
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thousandpaperswans:

sdlkjafklsjdfkjasjkdfj stupid glasses I don’t need refs I need a ref eh

This is lovely!

thousandpaperswans:

sdlkjafklsjdfkjasjkdfj stupid glasses I don’t need refs I need a ref eh

This is lovely!

(Source: absobrochelle)

Tags: alyx gordon wip
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soupengine:

gordon is lopsided. way to go me.
I’d like to think that after traveling all day and putting up with his bullshit he’d make it up to them in the most fabulous story telling you can imagine. the design is just a bunch of favorite parts of other people’s wheatley’s smooshed into one entity. mainly Kam’s. still looks a lot like Kam’s. i need to work on that.
doodle-of-the-day. i almost want to color this.

Bahh. This is so cute! I’m sure he would tell the best stories.

soupengine:

gordon is lopsided. way to go me.

I’d like to think that after traveling all day and putting up with his bullshit he’d make it up to them in the most fabulous story telling you can imagine. the design is just a bunch of favorite parts of other people’s wheatley’s smooshed into one entity. mainly Kam’s. still looks a lot like Kam’s. i need to work on that.

doodle-of-the-day. i almost want to color this.

Bahh. This is so cute! I’m sure he would tell the best stories.

Tags: alyx chell gordon wheatley doktorengine
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rubitinmyeyes:

soupengine:

well this piece of rubbish is done. i really shouldn’t be allowed to color in a digital medium. ;_;

The colors tie it together though!  Glad to see it finished!

This turned out nice. I love the little red bits and everyone’s expressions!

rubitinmyeyes:

soupengine:

well this piece of rubbish is done. i really shouldn’t be allowed to color in a digital medium. ;_;

The colors tie it together though!  Glad to see it finished!

This turned out nice. I love the little red bits and everyone’s expressions!

Tags: alyx gordon chell glados core wheatley doktorengine
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~ Sunday, October 2 ~
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rubitinmyeyes:

conquerorwurm:

breathethestarlight:

zibby-d:

“So there was this bird right? Couldn’t believe it either!” 
“Oh yeah?!”
“-SILENT GRUMBLES-“ 
Massivly inspired by soupengine’s lovely crossover here~ http://soupengine.tumblr.com/post/10907736352/i-told-you-not-to-come-back-doodle-of-the-day
Alyx and Wheatley look so precious in my head- they’d make the best bff pair! bwaah! <3
OhMy-Gordonareyoujealous? 
I really wanna pretty this up and make it a print for MCM Expo now ghsadsghakshdf

D’AWWW
I can totally see this happening

Aahahaha yes, everything is right in the world! The gossips have found each other! I’m sure Alyx is happy to have another robot to chat with now. One that will actually talk back. (Though if she introduced him to DOG he’d probably lose his shit.)
This is such a cute sketch. I’m sure Gordon is incredibly jealous. Chell isn’t, though, she’s just surly.

So will this work like carrying the gnome through the game where you have to put him down every time you get to killing zombies/combine and wedge him into the back of your truck while driving?

I think so. They take turns lugging him around and sticking him in safe places when they have to take down some zombies or combine. Except unlike the gnome, he’s talking the whole time, even when you left him wedged in a bush or something. (But that’s just to make sure you don’t forget him.)
Though going back to look at some of DOG’s earliest scenes, I’m starting to get worried about what will happen when the bots eventually meet.

rubitinmyeyes:

conquerorwurm:

breathethestarlight:

zibby-d:

“So there was this bird right? Couldn’t believe it either!” 

“Oh yeah?!”

“-SILENT GRUMBLES-“ 

Massivly inspired by soupengine’s lovely crossover here~ http://soupengine.tumblr.com/post/10907736352/i-told-you-not-to-come-back-doodle-of-the-day

Alyx and Wheatley look so precious in my head- they’d make the best bff pair! bwaah! <3

OhMy-Gordonareyoujealous? 

I really wanna pretty this up and make it a print for MCM Expo now ghsadsghakshdf

D’AWWW

I can totally see this happening

Aahahaha yes, everything is right in the world! The gossips have found each other! I’m sure Alyx is happy to have another robot to chat with now. One that will actually talk back. (Though if she introduced him to DOG he’d probably lose his shit.)

This is such a cute sketch. I’m sure Gordon is incredibly jealous. Chell isn’t, though, she’s just surly.

So will this work like carrying the gnome through the game where you have to put him down every time you get to killing zombies/combine and wedge him into the back of your truck while driving?

I think so. They take turns lugging him around and sticking him in safe places when they have to take down some zombies or combine. Except unlike the gnome, he’s talking the whole time, even when you left him wedged in a bush or something. (But that’s just to make sure you don’t forget him.)

Though going back to look at some of DOG’s earliest scenes, I’m starting to get worried about what will happen when the bots eventually meet.

(Source: zibbyd)

Tags: alyx chell gordon core wheatley
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breathethestarlight:

zibby-d:

“So there was this bird right? Couldn’t believe it either!” 
“Oh yeah?!”
“-SILENT GRUMBLES-“ 
Massivly inspired by soupengine’s lovely crossover here~ http://soupengine.tumblr.com/post/10907736352/i-told-you-not-to-come-back-doodle-of-the-day
Alyx and Wheatley look so precious in my head- they’d make the best bff pair! bwaah! &lt;3
OhMy-Gordonareyoujealous? 
I really wanna pretty this up and make it a print for MCM Expo now ghsadsghakshdf

D’AWWW
I can totally see this happening

Aahahaha yes, everything is right in the world! The gossips have found each other! I&#8217;m sure Alyx is happy to have another robot to chat with now. One that will actually talk back. (Though if she introduced him to DOG he&#8217;d probably lose his shit.)
This is such a cute sketch. I&#8217;m sure Gordon is incredibly jealous. Chell isn&#8217;t, though, she&#8217;s just surly.

breathethestarlight:

zibby-d:

“So there was this bird right? Couldn’t believe it either!” 

“Oh yeah?!”

“-SILENT GRUMBLES-“ 

Massivly inspired by soupengine’s lovely crossover here~ http://soupengine.tumblr.com/post/10907736352/i-told-you-not-to-come-back-doodle-of-the-day

Alyx and Wheatley look so precious in my head- they’d make the best bff pair! bwaah! <3

OhMy-Gordonareyoujealous? 

I really wanna pretty this up and make it a print for MCM Expo now ghsadsghakshdf

D’AWWW

I can totally see this happening

Aahahaha yes, everything is right in the world! The gossips have found each other! I’m sure Alyx is happy to have another robot to chat with now. One that will actually talk back. (Though if she introduced him to DOG he’d probably lose his shit.)

This is such a cute sketch. I’m sure Gordon is incredibly jealous. Chell isn’t, though, she’s just surly.

(Source: zibbyd)

Tags: alyx chell core wheatley gordon zibbyd
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