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~ Friday, February 24 ~
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Fic: Conversational Skills

the-unsigned:

Title: Conversational Skils

Rating: PG-13

Warnings: Wheatley being a dick, Spoilers for Portal 2.

Summary: This is for doktorengine who wanted something wheatley centric about a slow spiral into a deformed sort of madness brought about by being alone for so long in the facility.

(Sorry I didn’t tag this up proper last night but agh frustration with computer woes.)

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Hah! This managed to be pretty disturbing while still being funny. In a gallows-humor sort of way. Love the rambling narration as he gets more and more off-kilter, and the way he gradually forgets what he’s supposed to be doing/inflated his own self-importance for no valid reason. And in the end he has become… exactly Wheatley at the beginning of Portal 2, which is part of why this is unsettling (and why I like it so much)!

Tags: unsigned fic reblogging fics
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  1. conquerorwurm reblogged this from the-unsigned and added:
    pretty disturbing while still being funny. In...gallows-humor sort
  2. doktorengine reblogged this from the-unsigned and added:
    yehee i love it. i love...serious fic while...funny little...
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